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It took my wife much too long to learn that almond is my favorite flavor of ice cream.

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My Blankets

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“Ah glad to see it working again after a week” I thought to myself and entered the elevator going up.

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"Officer, why do I have to get out of the car if I didn't even do anything?!"

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Tears filled her eyes, her cheeks were pink, my adrenaline was high, and I felt as I had reached ecstasy.

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Taking off my wedding ring to wash the dishes after dinner hasn’t been a problem until tonight when I accidentally knocked it into the garbage disposal.

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"911, What's your emergency?"

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"It's ok grandpa, you can let go"

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I went to visit my friend for a sleepover.

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Let me go please, I've done nothing wrong.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It took my wife much too long to learn that almond is my favorite flavor of ice cream.	48
My Blankets	48
“Ah glad to see it working again after a week” I thought to myself and entered the elevator going up.	48
"Officer, why do I have to get out of the car if I didn't even do anything?!"	48
Tears filled her eyes, her cheeks were pink, my adrenaline was high, and I felt as I had reached ecstasy.	48
Taking off my wedding ring to wash the dishes after dinner hasn’t been a problem until tonight when I accidentally knocked it into the garbage disposal.	48
"911, What's your emergency?"	48
"It's ok grandpa, you can let go"	48
I went to visit my friend for a sleepover.	48
Let me go please, I've done nothing wrong.	48